DASH TURNER
Bicoastal comedian,
writer & WWII military general

About Dash
Dash Turner is a staff writer for Rutherford Falls on Peacock. He was a story consultant for Hot White Heist S2, from Audible and Broadway Video.
Dash has been featured by Comedy Central, Vulture, and @TheGag. He was named one of IllumiNative's 25 Native American Comedians to Watch. He is a co-host of the Union Hall show Thanks But No Thanksgiving and the Upright Citizens Brigade show No Settlers. Previously, he served as an editor at Flexx, an all-POC satire publication. He also wrote for Boogiemanja, a monthly sketch show at the PIT.
Dash is an enrolled member of the Yurok Tribe. He has been banned from Xbox Live over five (5) times, for a range of offenses.
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