DASH TURNER
Brooklyn-based comedian,
writer & WWII military general

About Dash
Dash Turner is currently a staff writer for Rutherford Falls on Peacock. He was named one of IllumiNative's 25 Native American Comedians to Watch in 2020. His work has been featured in the Los Angeles Times and Uproxx. He is a co-host of the Union Hall show Thanks But No Thanksgiving and the Upright Citizens Brigade show No Settlers. Previously, he served as an editor at Flexx, an all-POC satire publication. He also wrote for Boogiemanja, a monthly sketch show at the PIT.
Dash is an enrolled member of the Yurok Tribe. He has been banned from Xbox Live over five (5) times, for a range of offenses.
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