Native American comedian,
writer & abstract concept

About Dash

Dash Turner is a Native American (Yurok) standup and writer.

Dash was named one of IllumiNative's 25 Native American Comedians to Watch in 2020. His work has been featured in the Los Angeles Times and Uproxx. He is a co-host of the Union Hall show Thanks But No Thanksgiving and the Upright Citizens Brigade show No Settlers. Previously, he served as an editor at Flexx, an all-POC satire publication.

He has been banned from Xbox Live over five (5) times, for a range
of offenses.

Would it be funny to have a super long scroll in the middle of this website for no reason

Contact Dash to let him know your opinion on the scroll

The Tunnels Beneath Xzibit's House

New York, NY 10016


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